Real Name: 'Tophat' John Tymitz (deceased)
First Appearance: August 23rd, 2004 (Panel 1)
Home Town: Houston, TX
Occupation: (formerly) XBOX Modifier and the unofficial fourth member of Wilson Philips (currently) corpse
Likes: (formerly) Taco Bell, MSI and MSI songs about Taco Bell (currently) lying in the ground, rotting, having worms in his eye sockets.
Dislikes: (formerly) Vegetables (currently) being a vegetable, people who pee on graves and smaller Gamecube sized coffins.